Totally lost

Where am I? Can you help me?
I am totally lost, here in cyberspace. What a concept!
No I'm not new to it anymore. It's been a long time, but I'm getting less and less used to it. Does that make any sense?



Lost is what I am. In your Forsaken Age! What is all this chaos? I can hardly keep a focus.
And the primitive tools are driving me crazy. What the fuck is this keyboard and little box screen... and the mouse. What's all this? There is no ergonometric design.

I'm not really complaining, am I? I'm just bringing some things to your attention. I'll never get used to this strange experience.

I want to go home to where I come from. My only purpose along the way is to take you with me. Come with me, join me. I need your help, ok.